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Hercules:

Welcome. First of all, the most cliché question ever... how did you get involved with ZZT?

Parasite:

Um....I'm a Wierd Al fan. One day I went to a WA site and there was a game about him. So it said I needed ZZT to play it. So I downloaded it and.....here I am! Please kill me.....hehe....

Hercules:

You've had difficult times when you were very new to the scene. I really respect you for staying. I hope you'll stay with the scene, since you are a talented ZZTer. Do you have any special projects planned for the future?

Parasite:

Well, I can't really say I have any "special" projects other then games. I have a secret project I'm working on. Well....I hope. I'm not kidding when I say I don't have a secret project going. I think I'm going to come out with some remakes from Ethan Hunt. Most ZZTers say they have a "secret project" so people will say "Ohh, look at that ZZTer! He must be doing something cool!" But when they finish it, the games are probably something stupid.

Hercules:

Could you tell me something about the history of your own ZZT company, Vision Tech?

Kitty Part 1 screenshot
Parasite:

NO! I mean.....sure! Heheh. Okay, LowerVP and I met up on the message boards. He was starting a company, and I was new to the whole thing. I wanted popularity. Run a company! That would be it....

Hercules:

If I am correct, you are in the reformed Destiny Software as well (DS being the famous ex-company of for example Darren Hewer, Inmate2993 and Henry Truong). Why are you in two companies? I mean, is there any special reason for that?

Parasite:

Er....I just wanted to highten my reputation.

Hercules:

Your new game, Kitty Part 1, looks to be good, in my opinion. It has some good, promising ZZT art and nifty mini-games. Are you planning to make a part 2?

Parasite:

Oh, yeah! I'm already working on one!

Kitty Part 1 screenshot
Hercules:

Could you tell me something about LowerVP's (the other member of Vision Tech) new ZZT role-playing project, Indigo Sprite's Inn? Since you're a good online friend of him, I thought that you may know more about it. It looks to be really cool.

Parasite:

It's really cool. It's like a ZZT online. What? They have one? Okay......

Hercules:

Is there anything more you want to say to the readers?

Parasite:

A couple of things. For one, as Cartman said, "Follow you dreams they can be filled Beefcake, BEEFCAKE!" Second, don't take ZZT for grantite. It's once in a blue moon that something comes along that moves some many people like ZZT. And as Drac0 would say, RAWK ON!

Hercules:

Thanks for your time. See you around!

Parasite:

Sweet! Thanks for YOUR dignity! But really, thanks.